Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Help. Why am I so naked?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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