apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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