they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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