Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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