Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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