I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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