.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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