My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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