i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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