I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
We need to rekindle our bromance
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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