Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we're making bets on your personal life
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
