Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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