Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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