Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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