Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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