I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She's the barista slut.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Brb crying the tears of my youth
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
