i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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