Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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