we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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