what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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