Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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