We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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