Dual....:-)
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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