found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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