your room smells of hookers.
And success
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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