Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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