Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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