Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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