We're like a lot better than the average bears
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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