the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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