oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She bit a glass in half.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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