try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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