Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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