Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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