fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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