If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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