Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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