oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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