For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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