WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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