hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I think I just shit out all my problems.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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