Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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its like you know when i get waxed
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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