she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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