Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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