Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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