We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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