So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I have aggressive nipples.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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