I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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