My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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