kristin has been a bad kristin
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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