i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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