Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Apparently you make a good broom.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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