you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize