I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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