i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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